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'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

I think you should know he's in a table-thumping mood.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Love your feng shui!"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'Are you hiding something from me?'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

Business head.

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"For gosh sakes, Mike! Will you please quit interrupting me while I eavesdrop on Mary's gossipy remarks to Bill during Jean's important presentation?"

"My hunch is heads will roll."

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