Bush Whisperer Prints

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Entomology Reference

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"Sorry, honey. I'm too old to learn new tricks and I can't remember the old ones."

'Termites!'

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

Business head.

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'