Bush Tactician Gifts

Cat in a tank...

Tariff Wars

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Tariffs"

I love Basketball.

"Works every time."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Whither NATO?"

Musician

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

Negotiations

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Robinia Floribunda

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

Napoleon with a wine bottle for a shadow

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

'Waiting until we see the whites of their eyes doesn't help much if they all happen to be squinting.'

Chess Trainer

Heroes of the Afghan War

"Spoilsports"

"Oh no! We new Hannibal had elephants. We just didn't realise he was capable of launcing them."

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."