Burlesque Performer Gifts

Happy Valentine's Day.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

Exotic dancer decides to use the star on her dressing room door.

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'He's maturing early.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Send in the Clones.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Clown Wife

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

When clowns are hunting.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"What's your occupation?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

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