Burlesque Admirer Gifts

"I've been here three days and only just discovered I'm at the wrong convention."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Knickerless Cage.

The Stripper

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Maypole

Lady drinking Champagne.

Ballet Parking.

"Do you mind?"

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

Suzanne Lenglen

Astronaut fishbowl.

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Tony Robinson

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Fancy Dress Box

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

Curtain call

The Third Day of Christmas

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

T-Rex Ballerina

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'They think it's Pavlova.'

'Tickets for the Ballet! Wonderful! The national?'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle