Burlesque Admirer Prints

"I've been here three days and only just discovered I'm at the wrong convention."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

The Stripper

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Sheep striptease'.

Maypole

Lady drinking Champagne.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Do you mind?"

Ballet Parking.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Fancy Dress Box

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

The Third Day of Christmas

Curtain call

Red Letter Days - A First Night

T-Rex Ballerina

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'They think it's Pavlova.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

Performer