Burlesque Lover Gifts

Cow Striptease.

Trump! The Musical

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Children's Party

'I wish I was creative'

Wine Pyramid

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

The Stripper

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Champagne

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Sheep striptease'.

Cake Walk.

Lion Costume

"What's your earliest memory, Randy?" "Good question, little buddy." "I was five years old. An alien child crash-landed and I found it hiding in my closet. I befriended it and taught it to have fun. But eventually it got sick, and the government stepped in. That's when I helped the alien make its escape and reunited it with its parents." "That sounds awfully familiar, Randy." "I was a child. When some writer offered to option the story in return for a pack of Bubbalicious, I thought it w

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

"Do you mind?"

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Monolith Selfie

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Champagne and Oysters

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'