Burlesque Gifts

"Do you mind?"

Danielle Colby

'Sheep striptease'.

The Stripper

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musician

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

"Definitely work-related."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

People who enjoyed this busker also liked: Joe. 7th and Miller. Sandy. DuPont and Reed. Carl. 39th and 2nd. Thank you.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Busking Elephant

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Street musician enterprises.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'What do you mean, you were here first?'