Burlesque T-Shirts

"Do you mind?"

'Sheep striptease'.

The Stripper

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Musician

"Definitely work-related."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Busking Elephant

Street musician enterprises.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.