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"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Money needed for music lessons.

"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

'He's got a really big sound.'

Saxophone Player.

Poor turnout, Please help.

One hit wonder, please help!

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Please giver generously violin to buy.

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

Violinist

"The gig economy isn't ALL, bad, it give you free time to do other things... Forage in skips for food, a little busking."

Johnny Cashless

"I'm the studio musician on all the a cappella albums."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Sorry, not sorry.

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

Musical alms

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"So this is how you spend your lunch hour, Hampton"

Farewell concert.

Bert's Ragtime Band.

Busker Keaton.

Puppetteer ?

Sale! Everything Must Go!

One Boy Band

The Annoying Busker.

"Do I play by 'ere? Nah! Over THERE, lady!"