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Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

Ghost School.

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Boombox

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Street Organ - Monkey

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Play on."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"The times – They have a changed."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Musician

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

The Ignored Busker

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

Guitarist

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Big bumpers.