Busking Believer Pillows

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

Ghost School.

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Boombox

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Street Organ - Monkey

"Play on."

"The times – They have a changed."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Musician

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

The Ignored Busker

Guitarist

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Big bumpers.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.