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At The Palladium

Guitar emergency.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Bike Rides

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Saxophone Player.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Free Bird!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Street Organ - Monkey

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Play on."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"The times – They have a changed."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."