Burlesque Aficionado T-Shirts

'I got this one for being the one millionth patron at the burlesque bar.'

Strip-Tease Merry-Go-Round

"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Champagne

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

A little bird told me...

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

Ladies by the seaside

Fun (circa 1955)

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Masquerade

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Star Wars Audience

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Music Hall Dancers