Burlesque Aficionado Pillows

'I got this one for being the one millionth patron at the burlesque bar.'

Strip-Tease Merry-Go-Round

"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Champagne

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cut!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

A little bird told me...

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Ladies by the seaside

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fun (circa 1955)

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Masquerade

Orchestra conductor

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Star Wars Audience

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."