Burlesque Performer Pillows

Happy Valentine's Day.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

Exotic dancer decides to use the star on her dressing room door.

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Anna Calvi

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Litter Tray Training

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'He's maturing early.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Send in the Clones.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."