Bureaucracy Skeptics Gifts

'I'm leery of these govenment drones."

"Of course there's been a mistake - Mistakes are the whole deal."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

NHS Very Direct: 'You have a terminal illness and are going to die. Thanks for your call.'

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

Inland Revenue Awards - The next award is for the longest time it took to give someone the correct tax code.

'Its reading Health and Safety Regulations that make me feel sick!'

"No, you can't see Mr. Smith without an appointment! But I can make you an appointment to make an appointment!"

"I'm afraid as a result of managements' reorientation of forward facing patientcentric resource functions...you're going to have to make your own way to the toilet."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"We're now taxing your intellectual property."

"Maximum security prison"

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

'Wake up! You've got to take a new disability test...'