Bunk Bed Banter Pillows

"To be honest, I was little nervous when you insisted on being the one on top."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"No. You turn over."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

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'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

"It was meant as a compliment. In my eyes, you're a real pig."

He's a brilliant doctor, but his bedside manner needs work…

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'I think it's time we got rid of the espresso maker.'

"That's kingsize?"

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

Pat's husband didn't understand the concept of putting the seat down.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"I've a patient who needs a 'chat'...have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in a lighthearted, supportive but not disempowering manner' course?"

"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."

Why you must get up.

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

'The issue isn't why are you touching me when I'm trying to read, it's why are you touching me period.'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

'George, can't you forget that you're a psychiatrist for once and come to bed?!'

'If she's dead i get the bed okay!?'

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

'You won't register this as 'members interests' will you?'

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'

A guide to paper-free hand dryers.