Bedside Banter Enthusiast Pillows

Add a splash of humor to their bedroom decor with a cozy pillow featuring a witty message. It’s the perfect blend of comfort and playful personality for bedside banter lovers.

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"I've a patient who needs a 'chat'...have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in a lighthearted, supportive but not disempowering manner' course?"

"I've a patient who needs a 'chat'...have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in a lighthearted, supportive but not disempowering manner' course?"

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"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."

"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital." mockup

"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."

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'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.' mockup

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.' mockup

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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Two Men Discuss Ministers.

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight." mockup

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

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'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.' mockup

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

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"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet." mockup

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

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"No. You turn over."

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative." mockup

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

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'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.' mockup

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

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"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night." mockup

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

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'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.'' mockup

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

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'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?' mockup

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

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'You've been faking it, haven't you?' mockup

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

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I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend. mockup

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

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A lesson in wit

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"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong." mockup

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

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