Bumps And Bruises Fan Gifts

Bump

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

How Many It Takes

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

The Town Tweeter

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

Sling

'It's an old work injury.'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Heat Wave Podium

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

' You misread the ad,I'm looking for a light-weight engine.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Very little fan fair.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!