Bumps And Bruises Fan Pillows

Bump

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

How Many It Takes

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

The Town Tweeter

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'It's an old work injury.'

Sorry, pal, no - there's no rest stop for the wicked.

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Heat Wave Podium

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

You throw poop like a girl.

' You misread the ad,I'm looking for a light-weight engine.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Very little fan fair.