Bumbling Batters Gifts

Window in the Outfield.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

Cricket

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

The future of warfare.

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

"Things are going well, so I may as well ask: how about those Mets? Ha-ha, just kidding. The tail. Please fix this tail thing."

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."

'Remember - no short deliveries.'

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

Cricket

Ian Botham

"Tell me straight, doctor, how many more takeover battles do I have left in me?"