Bum Bag Enthusiast Gifts

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Bubblegum

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

Handbags Authenticated

'Great, Shannon! Don't move! This is the best flycatcher we've ever had!'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Adventure

Death carries a bag for life

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'