Bum Bag Enthusiast Pillows

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bubblegum

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

Handbags Authenticated

'Great, Shannon! Don't move! This is the best flycatcher we've ever had!'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Death carries a bag for life

Adventure

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'