Bull And Bear Market Thrill-seeker Gifts

Wall Street Red Ink.

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"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Time to buy.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

Stock Hurricane Ride

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Masochism for stockholders.

'He's chasing the market.'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Economic

Grexit

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

Stock market recession strategy.