Builders Gifts

'We had to cut corners!'

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

'What am I going to do now that I've won the lottery? Stay in the contracting until it runs out.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"I believe you're right, Lars - It is a finger!"

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"I can't read, but I've seen that sign before! From what I can gather, it means that only one person can work at any one time..."

Timber preservation

"This 'ranch style' bungalow you're trying to flog us looks like it was built by cowboys!"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Storm'

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.

Subway. This headline says "New Home Construction Falls." That's ambiguous. It's either economic data or a report about builders doing shoddy work.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Men Slacking

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Pipe Dream.

Painting by the numbers for adults