Budget Shopping Pillows

Discount surgery: 'True, we do use a set of steak knives, but they're clean and very, very sharp.'

I'm off to bag some bargains in the January sales... -

"And WHO let those $10 in ExtraBucks die?"

'Happy anniversary.'

'After his cheap goggles fogged up, max went missing.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Sale.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

The Bargain Brand

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

How much would you take off for cash?

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Affordable housing

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