Budget Phobia Gifts

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Overdraft limit.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Budget Cuts

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

What it will take to give all our children a world-class education.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Security/Savings

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Sam's Nation Building

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

Economic Experts

'See you same time next year!'

'We didn't make out so well in the last round of budget cuts.'

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Cost of the military.

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

"I worry that more infrastructure spending will mean more schools!"

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

Look thru the hole to see budget savings: 'I don't see anything in there...'

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

How America Was Re-Won

'It's been a huge success.'

"And Boris caims all his spending plans will be financed by winnings on investing £1000 a week in Eurolottery tickets..."

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