Budget Phobia Prints

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Overdraft limit.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Budget Cuts

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

What it will take to give all our children a world-class education.

Security/Savings

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

Sam's Nation Building

'See you same time next year!'

Economic Experts

'We didn't make out so well in the last round of budget cuts.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Cost of the military.

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

"I worry that more infrastructure spending will mean more schools!"

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

'It's been a huge success.'

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

Vulture oil inc.

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

"And Boris caims all his spending plans will be financed by winnings on investing £1000 a week in Eurolottery tickets..."