Cash Phobic Gifts

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

I.T. Fear

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Hello, Susie, it's R

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Automated customer service.

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

Pensioners and Phones

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

Contemporary Consumerism

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

'See you same time next year!'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

Santander Bank pays out cash by mistake on Christmas Day