Cash Phobic Gifts

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

I.T. Fear

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Automated customer service.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

All Major Cash Honored.

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

Pensioners and Phones

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

'See you same time next year!'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.'