Budget-conscious Baller Pillows

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

George Best

City & Western.

When they said that current economic problems may need to a need for more self-reliance I think they were talking about DIY...

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

'Tennis'

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

Antoine Griezmann

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

"It's a minimalist production-after we paid for the venue we couldn't afford a set."

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

Budget surplus in Canada.

Xing.

'Imagine that tackle dealer wanting $7.50 to fix this reel.'

"No, dear, putting the kettle on will only make things worse."

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

'Wow! This is an expensive golf course...a free drop costs ten bucks!'

Green Fee $55. How much if we didn't use the green?

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