Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!
Budget-conscious Player Pillows
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GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'
'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
Underwater on the Car
Garage Music
Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."
Take one Per Day as Affordable.
Sam's Nation Building
'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'
"That fly paper's paid for itself."
'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'
Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)
Low income vampires.
Affordable housing
'Computer Prices' blowing away you money
'You never see one that says save some income.'
"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"
Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"
'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'
'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'
"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."
Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet
Basic Shelter.
Wine Prices
'Virtual golf, save pounds'.
One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.
'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'
'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'
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