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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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Low income vampires.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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Affordable housing

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

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Wine Prices

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.