Budget-conscious Baller Mugs

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

City & Western.

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

When they said that current economic problems may need to a need for more self-reliance I think they were talking about DIY...

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

'Tennis'

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

"It's a minimalist production-after we paid for the venue we couldn't afford a set."

Budget surplus in Canada.

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

'Wow! This is an expensive golf course...a free drop costs ten bucks!'

'Imagine that tackle dealer wanting $7.50 to fix this reel.'

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

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