Budget Baller Mugs

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Impulse Buys of the Bankrupt

Your assignment, should you accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.

Budget surplus in Canada.

Near Record Cold

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Fries and kids

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

Fitness Course.

Electricity Bills

Gas Bill

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Student Debt

City & Western.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

'Happy birthday, darling!'

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

"On second thought, maybe our joint account was a bad idea."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"

'City bonuses cut by a third.'