Budget Baller Mugs

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Impulse Buys of the Bankrupt

Your assignment, should you accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.

Budget surplus in Canada.

Near Record Cold

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Fries and kids

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Electricity Bills

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

Fitness Course.

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Gas Bill

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Student Debt

City & Western.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

He's a financial analyst. He's running the numbers for his latest project. C'mon! You can do better than this! Running the numbers didn't give him the needed results, so he's trying something else. Mmm, creamy. I like this. Sometimes you just have to fudge the numbers.

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

Credit card repayments are for life, not just for Christmas.

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"