Budget-conscious Exerciser Pillows

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Underwater on the Car

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'Rooms are $200 a day, did you want nurses..? bed...? Sheet...?'

The cost of Halloween.

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Do you have health insurance ?

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Bill Er Indoors.

'I have to use it... it's not paid for yet.'

"Just look for something in my price range."

'This prescription will be expensive to fill. You might want to try it's generic form...chicken soup.'

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."

'Lose weight, save gas, walk.'

Ed on the price of gas

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'Does that bill seem high to you?'