Budget Blushes Gifts

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I just..."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Occupy Budget Balancing

Overdraft limit.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Your tax $ at WAR.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Security/Savings

Rishi Sunak

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

"The government's bi-partisan plan calls for raising the debt ceiling but also moving the decimal one point to the left."

Rosie Cheeks

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

A measured response to the budget speech.

'Here's an update on the U.S. budget deficit... there are 12 -- not 11 -- zeroes in a trillion.'

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

Economic Experts

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

Homeless man offering haircutting services.