Budget Beauty Gifts

Nipples Pierced Cheap!

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

"I just..."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Your tax $ at WAR.

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Rishi Sunak

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

Low income vampires.

A measured response to the budget speech.

'Here's an update on the U.S. budget deficit... there are 12 -- not 11 -- zeroes in a trillion.'

Affordable housing

Sam's Nation Building

"The government's bi-partisan plan calls for raising the debt ceiling but also moving the decimal one point to the left."

Where Mom used to take you.

Stay at home

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Budget cure