Budget Beauty Gifts

Nipples Pierced Cheap!

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"I just..."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Occupy Budget Balancing

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Your tax $ at WAR.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Rishi Sunak

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

A measured response to the budget speech.

Affordable housing

'Here's an update on the U.S. budget deficit... there are 12 -- not 11 -- zeroes in a trillion.'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"The government's bi-partisan plan calls for raising the debt ceiling but also moving the decimal one point to the left."

Where Mom used to take you.

Stay at home

Budget cure