Budget Beauty Guru Gifts

'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The adoration of the gels.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Too much concealer?"

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Investing your savings

Curling your hair for no reason

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

Woman applying makeup

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

Small Businesses Go Under.

Hairstyles

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas