Budget Beauty Guru Gifts

'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The adoration of the gels.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Too much concealer?"

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Investing your savings

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Woman applying makeup

Blowing dust off an order book.

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Small Businesses Go Under.

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Hairstyles

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."