Budget Blushes Pillows

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I just..."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Overdraft limit.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Your tax $ at WAR.

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

Security/Savings

Rishi Sunak

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

A measured response to the budget speech.

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"The government's bi-partisan plan calls for raising the debt ceiling but also moving the decimal one point to the left."

'Here's an update on the U.S. budget deficit... there are 12 -- not 11 -- zeroes in a trillion.'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Rosie Cheeks

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

Economic Experts

Homeless man offering haircutting services.

"If you're wondering why your paycheck is so small, we deducted health insurance, your 401k,and with taxes, well, it's just enough to cover gas to get here."