Budget Anglers Gifts

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Fishing and new technologies

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Bored?'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

"My fish locator sent me."

Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

Social networks

Eskimo ice fishing.

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

'You pay taxes so I can go to school? Hey, that's where you can save money.'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

"I'm all for fishing technology, but that monitor is going to sink the boat."

Holiday gas/petrol prices.

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"