Budget Boater Gifts

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fries and kids

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Watching Sea Life.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'Here's the junk mail.'