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'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fries and kids

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Watching Sea Life.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Here's the junk mail.'