"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."
Buddhist Thinker Gifts
Looking for a gift for a Buddhist thinker? Discover our collection of meaningful items featuring calming and inspiring imagery. These thoughtfully designed products are perfect for contemplatives who seek serenity and mindfulness in their everyday lives. Whether for a meditation enthusiast or a spiritual seeker, find something that resonates and encourages peaceful reflection. Our curated selection offers a blend of humor, wisdom, and tranquility to celebrate their unique perspective.
Do not ask if you are truly hitting yourself. Rather, ask why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself. Guru Brothers.
"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
reincarnated worm...
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."
'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
'Oh, crap.'
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
Zenemies.
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"
'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
"Showoff"
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'
Christian and Born again Christian...
'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'
'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'
'It's a zen diaphragm.'
Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation
When Buddha came to nirvana.
'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'
'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'
Buddhist photo albums,
'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'
"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"
"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."
"Hoarder."
Buddhist Thinker Gifts Collection
Buddhist Thinker Mugs
Explore our collection of Buddhist-inspired mugs, perfect for mindful sips and daily inspiration. Discover designs that bring serenity to every coffee or tea break.
Buddhist Thinker Pillows
Discover our serene Buddhist pillows, an excellent way to add calmness and inspiration to your living space or meditation corner.
Buddhist Thinker Prints
Browse our calming Buddhist art prints, perfect for adding a touch of mindfulness and peaceful reflection to your walls.
Buddhist Thinker T-Shirts
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