Brussels Sprouts Scrutineer Gifts

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: 'Hey-hey, ho-ho...the scourge of homework has to go!! And brussel sprouts, too...I need a bigger bullhorn.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

HUAWEI 5G

"Office of quality assurance"

Chained CPI

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Wall Street In Jail

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

Sales company

"There must be an app for this..."

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

Margrethe Vestager

Fire Sprinkler Manufacturing

Matteo Salvani

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

IT'S 10PM...DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COMPUTER IS DOING?

Miraculous parting of the waters (Not). As the Prophet Theresa leadeth her people out of Europe and on to the promised land.

Bricks it...

The System is a Punishment for a Past Life

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'

'I hear E.U. Health and Safety wants to shut us down.'

"Riots broke out in a camp for British refugees near Calais due to a shortage of early grey tea..."

David Cameron and the EU Referendum

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

"You started it!"

'This is a rip-off!'

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.