Brussels Critic Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a Brussels enthusiast with a creative flair? Our collection features playful and clever items that honor their love for the city and their critical eye. Perfect for art lovers, city explorers, or anyone with a passion for Brussels' vibrant culture. Find something that makes them smile while showcasing their appreciation for this charming city.

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"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!" mockup

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!" mockup

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!" mockup

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!" mockup

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

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We need a Europe of U-turns.

We need a Europe of U-turns. mockup

We need a Europe of U-turns. mockup

We need a Europe of U-turns. mockup

We need a Europe of U-turns. mockup

We need a Europe of U-turns.

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Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000 mockup

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000 mockup

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000 mockup

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000 mockup

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

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"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on." mockup

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on." mockup

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on." mockup

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on." mockup

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

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We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse. mockup

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse. mockup

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse. mockup

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse. mockup

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

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"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

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"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench." mockup

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench." mockup

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench." mockup

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench." mockup

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

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The world of surveillance.

The world of surveillance. mockup

The world of surveillance. mockup

The world of surveillance. mockup

The world of surveillance. mockup

The world of surveillance.

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'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!' mockup

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!' mockup

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!' mockup

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!' mockup

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

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Nigel Farage Eats the EU

Nigel Farage Eats the EU mockup

Nigel Farage Eats the EU mockup

Nigel Farage Eats the EU mockup

Nigel Farage Eats the EU mockup

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

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"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy." mockup

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy." mockup

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy." mockup

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy." mockup

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

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"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse" mockup

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse" mockup

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse" mockup

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse" mockup

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

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Your DNA is in the database.

Your DNA is in the database. mockup

Your DNA is in the database. mockup

Your DNA is in the database. mockup

Your DNA is in the database. mockup

Your DNA is in the database.

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"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear." mockup

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear." mockup

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear." mockup

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear." mockup

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

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Where HMO's are headed

Where HMO's are headed mockup

Where HMO's are headed mockup

Where HMO's are headed mockup

Where HMO's are headed mockup

Where HMO's are headed

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The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . . mockup

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . . mockup

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . . mockup

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . . mockup

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

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Supreme court chairs with IV bags

Supreme court chairs with IV bags mockup

Supreme court chairs with IV bags mockup

Supreme court chairs with IV bags mockup

Supreme court chairs with IV bags mockup

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

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"But is it art?"

"But is it art?" mockup

"But is it art?" mockup

"But is it art?" mockup

"But is it art?" mockup

"But is it art?"

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Focus Groupies mockup

Focus Groupies mockup

Focus Groupies mockup

Focus Groupies mockup

Focus Groupies

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Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them. mockup

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them. mockup

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them. mockup

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them. mockup

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

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'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.'

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.' mockup

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.' mockup

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.' mockup

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.' mockup

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.'

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"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content." mockup

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content." mockup

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content." mockup

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content." mockup

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

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Barrett - rushed majority

Barrett - rushed majority mockup

Barrett - rushed majority mockup

Barrett - rushed majority mockup

Barrett - rushed majority mockup

Barrett - rushed majority

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"We seem to be the only animals here."

"We seem to be the only animals here." mockup

"We seem to be the only animals here." mockup

"We seem to be the only animals here." mockup

"We seem to be the only animals here." mockup

"We seem to be the only animals here."

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Watching The Watchers.

Watching The Watchers. mockup

Watching The Watchers. mockup

Watching The Watchers. mockup

Watching The Watchers. mockup

Watching The Watchers.

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'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.' mockup

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.' mockup

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.' mockup

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.' mockup

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

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"Kids terrify me."

"Kids terrify me." mockup

"Kids terrify me." mockup

"Kids terrify me." mockup

"Kids terrify me." mockup

"Kids terrify me."

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"You almost didn't make it, but then your cheque cleared."

"You almost didn't make it, but then your cheque cleared." mockup

"You almost didn't make it, but then your cheque cleared." mockup

"You almost didn't make it, but then your cheque cleared." mockup

"You almost didn't make it, but then your cheque cleared." mockup

"You almost didn't make it, but then your cheque cleared."

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'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...'

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...' mockup

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...' mockup

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...' mockup

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...' mockup

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...'

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"It's an insurance company's idea."

"It's an insurance company's idea." mockup

"It's an insurance company's idea." mockup

"It's an insurance company's idea." mockup

"It's an insurance company's idea." mockup

"It's an insurance company's idea."

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'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.' mockup

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.' mockup

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.' mockup

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.' mockup

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

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'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.'

'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.' mockup

'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.' mockup

'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.' mockup

'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.' mockup

'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.'

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'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.'

'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.' mockup

'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.' mockup

'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.' mockup

'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.' mockup

'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.'

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Brussels Critic Gifts Collection

Brussels Critic Mugs

Browse our collection of Brussels critic mugs for a humorous and heartfelt gift that celebrates their city's artistic spirit.

Brussels Critic Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with a Brussels twist—ideal for adding personality and humor to their living space.

Brussels Critic Prints

Find striking prints that capture the essence of Brussels—great for art lovers and city critics wanting a playful decor piece.

Brussels Critic T-Shirts

Explore our range of Brussels-inspired t-shirts—perfect for showcasing their city pride and creative personality.