Eu Critic Gifts

Euro Project - Fiscal Union Ahead: Democracy ends here.

Marine Le Pen

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Lesser known greek gods,

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

The new Physics

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Republican politics!

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'