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Euro Project - Fiscal Union Ahead: Democracy ends here.

Marine Le Pen

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

Lesser known greek gods,

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

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The new Physics

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Republican politics!

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'