Euro Critic T-Shirts

The Euro? No, thank you!

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Loan Alley

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Russia Money Laundering

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

The new Physics

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Republican politics!

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

The Euro - R.I.P.

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

That might not work, EU...

Seamus Heaney

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"You'll never believe who's here."

You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Samuel Beckett

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The Algonquin Round Table