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Europe Behind bars

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Truth

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Five to Eight

Supremacist Court

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

'Guilty or not guilty? - That doesn't leave me much wiggle room.'

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

The Blair Ditch Project

Dragging industry into the Euro

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Andrzej Duda

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

Game is over.

Lawyers - He defends widows and orphans, unless he is attacking widows and orphans

The Euro or not, that is the question...

"As one of the traditional tasks of the president at this time of year, I now pardon this turkey."

'While my practice is limited to celebrities, I occasionally represent a 'nobody' to prove the system works for one and all.'

Euro Project - Fiscal Union Ahead: Democracy ends here.

The Euro? No, thank you!

EU Referendum

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

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