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"You wanted me to 'head' the U.N. human rights panel...no 'behead' them?"

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Denazification

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

US Capitol Building Toppled

Pennies for People, Billions for War

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The wrecking crew!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Labour moderates rallying cry.